Someone who will do anything for a sale. They will never lose a sale to a competitor. Neither rain, sleet, snow, hell or high water will stand in their way! Once you are a Sales Whore, you are a Sales Whore for life.
1. Ray and Sergio are total Sales Whores. They will do anything for a sale!
2. Did you see how he took that sale from the competitor? He has Sales Whore skills!
2. Did you see how he took that sale from the competitor? He has Sales Whore skills!
by SW1SW2SW3 March 13, 2012
Get the Sales Whore mug.As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.
Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.
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A usually annual gala event thrown by a company in order to reassure its sales group that they are the most important and precious things in the universe. Typically takes place in an expensive location with golf courses. Sales personnel fly in from all around the world to be cooed, wined and dined so they don't leave to work for a competitor. Funds for the lavish, days-long indulgence are generally appropriated by denying unimportant employees the essentials they need, such as sufficient headcount and adequate equipment. Unimportant employees generally include anyone not in sales or upper management, especially anyone who actually helps a customer after the deal has closed, such as Customer Service or Technical Support.
Tech Support Person: Man, I wish they'd hire more people. I've got 75 cases, and that means about 50 really pissed off customers at all times.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.
Salesperson: Quit your whining, little person. The only reason you even have a job is that I sell our products to those suckers. Now get out of my way because I'm flying first-class out to Las Vegas for our sales kickoff for five days of golf and booze and spa treatments and hookers, all on the company dime! Ha ha!
Tech Support Person: I should have known that being smart, helpful and productive was a dead end.
by Kicked Off September 7, 2007
Get the sales kickoff mug.A word created by me to express Sadness that is Eternal in length. Or just a very sad and hurtful instance. Getting denied the one thing you love is also Eternally Saddening.
Dude, do you have any money I can borrow?
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...
by WeskerWesker June 12, 2011
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"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...
"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...
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