runkkari

Finnish word for a jerkoff; someone who masturbates too often.

Who let that runkkari into the club?

by pentozali February 28, 2009

Ruck Or Fuck

The tense game played by couples who have been together long enough to feel true rage. You'd think that "fuck" would always be the chosen option, but sometimes bringing someone else to tears is more sastisfying than orgasm.

Stress is building, and you're pretty sure it's all down to your significant other. They are looking at you as if they want to see you disembowelled. From this point in, it's simple. You're either going to tear strips off each other and compete over who can shout the loudest, and who can dig up the most dirt to sling at the other- ie "Ruck", or you're going to lunge for each other and tear off each others clothes and shag like the world is about to end- ie "Fuck"

Ruck or Fuck, amigo. You decide.

"He'd come home drunk, because he said I was doing his head in, and then he started yelling at me for giving him "evils" and speaking to me like I was a kid....it was ruck or fuck, mate"

"And? Which one was it?"

"Ruck!! There's no way I'm letting him speak to me like that!"

"Bad choice. I'd have chosen fuck.....always choose fuck!"

by MagickDio April 2, 2010

Ruckering

The process of pledging a fraternity during your junior year of college with the sole purpose of luring freshman girls back to your apartment with a cheesy pick-up line

Even though he's graduating early and will have spent only one semester as a brother, Dave miserably failed in his ruckering attempt.

by Franklin Marshall September 12, 2010

Runkbulle

An act of a large gathering of men cum over a wheat bread (preferably a cinnamon bun). The one who comes last will have to eat it.

A semi regular joke amongst male teenagers but nobody will admit if they ever done it.

- we got so bored yesterday that we actually did try runkbulle.
- ew, who got to eat it?

- Gösta, but don't tell him I said that.

by MissDecibel June 27, 2020

runker 51

a fun video game on the game known as roblox that is made from memes based of area 51 storm raid jokes

yo i just went RUNKER 51 and found t posing shrek and they dont stop it i got 100 RUNKOINS for bringing him home

by kindagoodmealfan911 September 6, 2020

Uncle Ruckus

One of the best characters in media itself. Uncle Ruckus is a black cartoon character from "Boondocks." He is a racist who believes that everything that targeted black people was good or justified, even if it may not seem so. He believes that he has "Re-vitaligo" which he says is a skin disease that turns a black man to be white, causing him to believe that he is white. He is a joke character within the show, he even has his own theme to accompany him alongside of his joke character aspect. Sometimes he does have his serious moments, like "The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show" where to put it short, a fake DNA test tells him that he is actually black, which causes him to almost commit suicide, truly a tragic episode for the Uncle Ruckus fan. As I said, one of the best characters in media.

Huey: Oh no, it's uncle ruckus!
Riley: DON'T LET HIM IN!
Grandad (Robert Freeman) opens the door
Grandad: What the hell do you want Ruckus?
Ruckus: What are you bamboo swinging swines doing?

I wish I was making this up, but this is the average conversation that they share.

by SomeRandomFactsGuy December 8, 2022

capital D runk

Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.

Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!

by tommy ethan February 18, 2008