Rockin Randy

Randy with a guitar. Can't be used as currency

Rockin randy gave me a rotten johnny!

by MrSHinS August 9, 2020

Getting Randy on my Johnson

Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.

After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”

by Jway4 February 10, 2022

Getting the Randy

Being dragged into a chat or forum conversation one was not initially part of by way of insult.

Jenny: "Fucking sheep. This country makes me sick."

Randy: "Was it Jarome? I've told him and told him, but does he listen? No, And he always chooses the ugliest ones, too."

Jarome: "what the fuck Randy? lol"

Getting the Randy

by Sofakat December 20, 2012

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

Big pp randy

Big pp randy takes your buttocks and candy if you stay out past 7:00 and see big pp randy run

Chad: let's go to the store
Dave: dude it's past 7
Chad: So?
Dave: that means big pp randy will get us
Chad: oh

by Big pp randy October 11, 2023

Randy Hekman

An rs player known for his ability to get experience at a rate only rivalled by Gertjaars. Loves doing godwars, particularly Armadyl to the point that he has been recommended to visit AA (Armaholics Anonymous) to seek specialist help. Anyone wishing to get a peek at Randy Hekman would be suggested to camp at any Armadyl lootshare world, he is bound to turn up eventually.

They knew Randy Hekman was there when they heard the word "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllt" coming from the Armadyl room.

by Derventio July 6, 2009

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011