Russia

A larger version of Detroit located in Europe/Asia.

My vacation to Russia was just okay. Putin was nice though.

Russia by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019

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Russia Is A Communist Country, It's The Biggest Country, And For Some Reason People Think It Is A Part Of Europe, When Clearly Its In Asia (They Also Drink Vodka)

Guy 1: Name As Many Asian Countries As You Can
Guy 2: Ok, China, North Korea, South Korea, Japan India, Russia
Guy 1: Russia's Part Of Europe
Guy 2: Are You Stupid Look At A Map
Guy 1: But The Capital Is In Europe
Guy 2: I Don't Care Where Moscow Is Look At How Much Land Is In Asia Compared To Europe

Russia by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

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Relations with Russia are a joke, a few years ago, not even long enough for people to forget, Russia was America's best friend. Now they are the enemy and the United States wants to punish them.

If ever frienemy was a real word, that would be what Russia is. Thank god frienemy is not a real word.

Russia by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021

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am just watchin all dat shit chu writin and it makez me laugh worse than a muh'fucka, kuz AINT NOBODY of yall foreignerz knoez wut ma mama land IZ. especially doze who'z tryin to put shit on ma kontry. u aint neva lived here so shutcha muh'fuckin mouthz. if yall dunno shit, dont talk shit, nomsane? "crime against humanity" - wut da fuck iz thiz, huh? now tell me, muhfuckaz who had dem coloniez in Africa, who bombed innocent ppl around the whole muh'fuckin world, genecide n all dat? plus yall bytch azz fat azz americanz claimin participation in World War II, but it aint nuttin but shit, fuck yo patricipation and british too. all yall bytchez iz unda dem kikez, u got aint nuttin but dem dollaz in yo eyez, muh'fuckin animalz fed up by yo governmentz. u aint eva gon get no patriotic feelinz n all dat kuz all yall iz ANIMALZ, and all yo so-called 'feelinz' exist az long az u got enuf food to eat, enuf money to spend, but it gon vanish without no muh'fuckin trace when diz supplement endz, nomsane? and we aint got no friendz. yall c ma kontry raisin from damn kneez, kuz dem kikez tried to drop us on em during the existence of soviet union. all friendz we got r India, African kontriez and SA'z. and we gon ressurect, one way or muh'fuckin otha, so watch out. ahahahahahahah

Russia haz yo, nomsane?

russia by Bumrushin RUSSIAN August 29, 2008