chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

Ronaldo

camel milk

MAN;1 -do u know whats special about saudi?

MAN;2- yes they have the best ronaldo {camel milk}

by NIGGESH April 23, 2024

ronaldo

if something or someone is finished (like Ronaldos career)

"Bro yesterday i was so ronaldo, I fell asleep in the club!"

"I will ronaldo college in summer and start working as a consultant."

"You just got ronaldoed by this guy!"

by areUdriftingMe? May 26, 2022

Ronaldo fan

Ronaldo fan. A context-dependent insult, often used to imply incompetence or lack of skill, despite any actual connection to the athlete Cristiano Ronaldo. The term serves as a pejorative, suggesting the target is deficient in intellect or ability, varying in meaning based on the situation.

"He called me a Ronaldo fan when I couldn't solve the simple math problem."

by blueisred32 March 25, 2025

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Ronaldo

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by DevrJ111 March 23, 2022