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Rochester

The real life version of Liberty City in the Grand Theft Auto series. Lots of celebrities homegrown, lots of crime, lots of corruption, too many cops around - and plenty of disrespectful pedestrians!

Don't forget the failed fast-ferry system that also occurred in Liberty City Stories! Damn, man!
Man, I just dropped by Rochester - and talk about livin' GTA for real!
by G-Roch September 26, 2006
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University of Rochester

Founded in a frozen section of Hell during a blood ritual in 1850, the University of Rochester was born from the womb of Satan. It has festered and swollen ever since.
All jokes (sort of) aside, it is a lesser known, yet prominent school in "upstate" New York within the city of Rochester, known for Xerox, Kodak, Bausch and Lomb, and Genny Cream Ale. Though the population of the school is indeed bright, they lack almost all social skills, as can be seen by the half filled sidewalks of the only good bar district (Alexander Street) on Thursday through Saturday night.
Fighting back against campus authority, the Fraternity quad still stands, though slowly losing ground as more and more socially inept student groups take over their houses during times of probation. Though that would seem to kill off any sort of social atmosphere there may be on campus, it just tends to move students towards smaller groups of alcoholics who either stay in their rooms with their bottles of Mohawk, or venture across the bridge to the frat and other parties off campus where security can't bust them.
Aside from the few good points of campus (cheap alcohol and good academics) the school is plagued with many shortcomings. These being : shitty food, shitty food service workers, janitors that don't do their job, campus security that would rather protect you from yourself when you're drinking than from the person stealing your TV while you're being written up, campus parking that will boot your car on move in day outside your building, as well as 6 months of no sun during the winter.
With a strong Engineering school, namely their Optical Engineering and Biomedical Engineering fields, as well as good psychology, political science and computer science, most students seem to, strangely, gravitate towards the easier majors of Math, Economics or English after a year or two of hard classes. It doesn't matter much anyway, though, since many students go into some sort of graduate school or get a job not in thier field anyway.
30 racks of Keystone can be found for $13 at Wegman's and a garbage plate is always a good way to finish the night off.
Wear lots of layers or drink lots of whiskey, cause you're gonna need something to warm you up.

University of Rochester parking is actually Hell spawn called upon through the sacrifice of those sent to the hospital for "intoxication". Daemons have to eat, too, you know.
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Rochelle

The type of woman that makes all other women seem petty. She's a lady of grace and style; virtue and poise. One of those rare persons who actually pays attention to your life. She'll remember something you said or did months ago and surprise you. Every moment spent with her is memorable and makes you long for the next time you see her. She'll make you laugh, support you and give you love, but most of all she'll make you a better man.
"I think she's the one, she's definitely a Rochelle."
by unicorninlove June 10, 2014
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New Port Richey

Birthplace of Nathan Explosion, the lead singer for the fictional death metal band Dethklok.
by Jenny S. October 16, 2008
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Rochelle

Rochelle is typically the name of a black girl with a big ass.She's nice but can go off on you in a split second .People named Rochelle are also good dancers and smell good like real good , like bath and body works smell good , most of the time there smart asses but she can be very sweet and pleasant .Also Rochelle (s) is very loyal but that's only if the other partner is faithful and if that nigga cheats she's gonna slap a bitch and typically she has a white friend and she's loves that white friend .also Rochelle (s) is very pretty and a wonderful friend and will always have their back no matter what .Basically people named Rochelle are the best .
Rochelle is a bad ass bitch !!!!and pretty asf.
by Whitebitchwithass May 2, 2016
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Rochester golden glove

While fucking a girl from behind, either anal or vaginal, pull out right before your about to cum. Cum in your hand and as she turns around smack her in the the face with your cum covered hand.
Bro last night i took that girl home from the bar and finished her off with a Rochester golden glove.
by Z bone the third July 11, 2018
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Rochelle

Yo that rochelle is mad bra
by BigMav02 June 18, 2019
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