A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.
He is such a Robert
by Logixz July 02, 2020
the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut
robert is so funny
by rob the boss October 13, 2019
This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.
by Rosey18 July 17, 2015
A young boy who is very likely to cheat on you. He likes to love a girl and then the next day love a new one. He can be very sweet but he always will ask weird questions. I can stop liking him
by Cool kid120 February 28, 2019
by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008
Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."
Or
"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."
Or
"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
by anonymous2121 April 10, 2006