charmed robbery

to obtain goods or sevices purley on the basis off looks and being a cunning linguist!!!!

the shopkeeper wanted £300 for the wetsuit i paid him compliments not cash and walked out with suit for £190 little did he know he had just been subject to a charmed robbery!

by spudguncat April 8, 2010

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Toxic Robbie

A Toxic Robbie is a person who will use very subtle methods to be toxic. He may seem nice, but he's toxic AF.

Melissa: "Fuck, you shot me!"
Toxic Robbie: "Nice try though"

by Eetheart August 5, 2019

Thomas Robb

Clapped guy

Thomas Robb is a clapped guy

by slatt_flawless May 21, 2022

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017