clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.
I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.
by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011
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Rim Ripper

When you go to the shitter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. The dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.
"Man! That was one Hell of a Rim Ripper!"
by Mr Plutonium July 05, 2009
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clit ripper

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces
by jokee October 23, 2007
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ripper wedgie

A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.
Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!
by Someguywithwords March 16, 2006
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Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"
You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper
by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005
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taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009
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Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.
Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!
by unnatural england August 15, 2009
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