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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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"Ole Skool" biker slang for a chopper with all the right stuff like a pyschadelic kandy paint job, upswept exhaust pipes, and a sissy bar at least 36" tall.
"Man, Messy Marvin, your scooter is one righteous chopper"
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An adjective used to describe something that is completely ridiculous.
"Your hair looks rightdiculous today ... pirjahn!"
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someone had non-disposable sex; a quality tumble, got wickedly 'set on fire', or otherwise 'came' with vigor!

a 'treatment' administered and/or received with intensity and vigor!
judy and i had a righteous tumble!!

she savagely fucked me, it was a quality tumble!!

the bed was smoking for a while, due to a righteous tumble!
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Righteous

He understood her need to be righteous and appreciated her in it, their relationship grew in love. The world was a little more lovely.
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extremely epic or awesome; often associated with partyboys and Mr. Ragers.

Also, known as bucky ri, righteous to the buck, B.R., or karan
KC: Dude, last night was buck righteous.
RF: Obvi.
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righteous bibble

a three part book about how the world began and ended in the eyes of my friend while she was taking midol. (also how things came to be)
the god in the bibble is jiblet rice
in the righteous bibble it tells how humans were created.
by inouluvme April 10, 2009
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