Restraining order

The purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.

"My bitch wife got a restraining order and now Im living in a van down by the river".

by taget968 November 27, 2012

refract

When your cone eyes enable you to see your computer screen in the sunshine.

He can sit outside and work cause his eyes refract.

by cone eyes October 17, 2017

rebranding

When a hoe decides she wants to be a wifey.

Usually characterised by a purge in social media; replacing pictures of late night escapades with wholesome content that might hopefully trap an unsuspecting partner.

“Haven’t seen that girl on the club scene or on social media hitting up everyone’s DMs recently!”

‘Oh yeah? She’s probably rebranding. Looking for a man or something...’

by Slang 2020 January 2, 2020

retracticles

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

by mister gadget July 26, 2009

retraining cunt

an retraining cunt is when a girl is being a cunt and promises not to be one but then does the same thing over and over again

god she's being such an retraining cunt

by koren vanacore August 31, 2017

retracting genitaliation syndrome

When your butt/balls get burned, your penis will retract all the way into your throat, which will give you Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome. Also known as RGS.

James burned his butt on the metal ground, so now he has Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome.

by Myfamilypp420 June 15, 2019

seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

An extremely annoying person who doesn't care.

He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket

by the seven gauger April 22, 2020