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by Alerto official May 1, 2020

Retardation

1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007

retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot

*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation

by The blue slime January 16, 2018

retardican

anyone who is middle class to low income that votes republican. who truly believes that just because they think they are better than everyone else, it puts them in the the upper class tax bracket. someone who has too much pride to take food stamps to feed their 3 kids that are starving. but isnt ashamed to take donations from a church, therefore living off sympathy.

joe: hey david, why dont you vote for something that could possibly benefit people like you and me.
david: im gonna always vote republican,they have morals, they are against abortion.
joe: you dumb son of a bitch, people like you deserve to starve to death. your not a republican your more like retardican.

by runn141 May 13, 2009

retardican

A person who shares the beliefs of the republican party but never votes. Usually of above average intelligence the retardican is a tax paying American citizen that hates seeing their hard earned money spent by idiots in Washington to buy the votes of lazy Welfare recipients living off the government tit. See communism, Powerball Obama

Mike is a retardican, he is constantly talking about how much money congress is wasting but never does anything about it- LIKE FRICKING VOTE TARD!!!!!!!!

by SheilaPrince September 5, 2009

postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010