ready for beddy

to be dressed in nightclothes

I was ready for beddy when I remembered I had to take out the garbage so I did it in my nightie.

by Cafe Latte February 1, 2008

Reading T-1 2102

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side

Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!

by ragingfoamerfuck88 January 20, 2021

Rodeo Rear

A imprinted ring that appears on the buttocks of large individuals that sit on the toilet too long.

Damn Betsy you've been in there so long I bet you've got rodeo rear!

by Ring around the Rear December 9, 2008

dire rear

When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation.

That curry gave me dire rear!

by Poodlechimp June 5, 2009

Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

by D1L0 December 31, 2015

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

Ready Freddy

A phrase commonly used to express or inquire readiness for something about to happen.

Example 1
Person 1: Are you ready to go to the store?
Person 2: Ready Freddy!

Example 2
Person 1: I'm ready to go to the store. Ready Freddy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm ready to go.

by Ranran's Russy February 20, 2010