Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!
by mud_king February 27, 2009

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019

A plethora of information from a certain county spread amongst an ambitious shift during lounge time. Presented in a form of a news update. The provider of the information is talented and well conditioned at this act.
by paul malls and mt dew December 9, 2010

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
by alf dent April 15, 2013

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."
by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me
by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020
