Getting the Randy

Being dragged into a chat or forum conversation one was not initially part of by way of insult.

Jenny: "Fucking sheep. This country makes me sick."

Randy: "Was it Jarome? I've told him and told him, but does he listen? No, And he always chooses the ugliest ones, too."

Jarome: "what the fuck Randy? lol"

Getting the Randy

by Sofakat December 20, 2012

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

Big pp randy

Big pp randy takes your buttocks and candy if you stay out past 7:00 and see big pp randy run

Chad: let's go to the store
Dave: dude it's past 7
Chad: So?
Dave: that means big pp randy will get us
Chad: oh

by Big pp randy October 11, 2023

Randy Hekman

An rs player known for his ability to get experience at a rate only rivalled by Gertjaars. Loves doing godwars, particularly Armadyl to the point that he has been recommended to visit AA (Armaholics Anonymous) to seek specialist help. Anyone wishing to get a peek at Randy Hekman would be suggested to camp at any Armadyl lootshare world, he is bound to turn up eventually.

They knew Randy Hekman was there when they heard the word "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllt" coming from the Armadyl room.

by Derventio July 6, 2009

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011

Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

Randy

ran-dee
Noun
A person, more often a male that is always tries his best to be there for you. He has a good soul, can be very sarcastic, almost bully like characteristics, but funny nonetheless. He has cute eyes and long lashes for a male. He gives the best hugs, almost healing. A rare breed, some may say. A charming being, almost hypnotizing, probably so hypnotizing, you don't want to feel too attached. A person that you will always be happy to see even if its a glimpse. A breath of fresh air. So calm , so lovable in every meaning of the word.

Hey you!....You Randy you :)

by RashLove14 July 4, 2018