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Cage Rage Theorem

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.
KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)
by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013
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nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
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Phi Beta Rage

1. A group of friends made up individuals who all admit to being lonely, angry, dissatisfied people filled with angst.

2. Unhappy, sarcastic assholes that tend to hang out with each other.
I don't have the energy to entertain Rita and her downer friends. It's like hanging out with Phi Beta Rage.
by Nat11 November 28, 2009
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baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse
when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage
by Macktown July 16, 2018
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Rage-piss

The act of being so pissed off you lose all control of your bodily functions, particularly bladder control. Also accompanied by rage defecating and rage crying.

It happens when a gamer dies in game that they were very in to.
Person 1: *dies*

Person 2: Isn't that the sixth time you've died?

Person 1: *rage-pisses himself*

Person 2: It's everywhere!!
by TheMisterRazi September 27, 2010
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Desk Rage

The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.
With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
by The Russ Buss November 29, 2006
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radge

Has a wider meaning of anything or anyone that has gone beyond the bounds of regular behaviour, generally because they are crazy.
Wee Ricky got a purple mohawk. Thats a fuckin radge haircut, likes.
by SaltyDog23 June 18, 2007
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