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Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
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Rasengan

A sex technique far more powerful than the chidori. As you are finishing take your hand and grab your cum, after that put it in the woman while yelling "SASUKE!" Looks minimal on the outside, but on the inside it destroys their internal organs.
Girl: "Oh yeah babe just like that."
Chad: "Unh SASUKE!" *does rasengan*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK"
by Caprese Boy November 23, 2020
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rosenfeld

The german word for 'kicking large amounts of ass.'

Originally coined in 1942 by Julian Karkarov, one of Hitler's own lackeys, it is said that he was describing a nazi party he had attended the night before as being, 'totally fuckin' rosenfeld. It was the most rosenfeld party ive been to in like eight years. Seriously, I got four blowjobs last night, it was awesome.'
'Man, I had a rosenfeld time last night.'
'Dude, that girl? Rosenfeld.'
'I was gonna leave the party, but then i realized without me, they wouldnt have a rosenfeld! So i stayed, and i smoked a bunch of weed and punched some chicks boyfriend in the face. Had a rosenfeld time overall, id say.'
by spermshootersupreme August 4, 2009
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Rasenshuriken

Also see Fuuton Rasenshuriken

Naruto's most powerful modification of the Rasengan so far. It requires 4 shadow clones to create, and resembles a large shuriken made of rotating air.

The Rasenshuriken can be thrown medium-range distances, but it is easy to dodge. If it hits however, it causes massive cellcular damage as tiny blades of wind literally cut each individual cell. An almost certain kill if it is a direct hit.

The jutsu is so powerful that it damages Narutos hand when he holds it, and Tsunade warns Naruto that if he uses it too much it could seriously damage his hand.

Naruto has said that this modification is still not the final form of the Rasengan, and that it is still only at 50% strength.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
"Rasenshuriken!"
by Anonymoustard February 21, 2008
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Rodent

A mammal who has teeth that grows sometimes,so they chew on some objects to keep their teeth short.Mice,Hamsters,Guinea Pigs,and Squirrels are some kinds of rodents.
by NintenAnaLoid of Starmen.net November 9, 2012
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Rogen

This is the term used to describe a Twitter account which looks like it's from a celebrity, but isn't, or the person operating same.
"Is that really Madonna's Twitter account? No, that's just some Rogen."
by LloydHenried March 29, 2009
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rosencrantz and guildenstern

interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger
Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.
by qcmonkey August 9, 2009
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