roflajo

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

rofflmffaoshiapmp

Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking fat ass off so hard I almost peed my pants.

That joke was so funny I literally was rofflmffaoshiapmp!

by Funny Girl17 November 29, 2009

roflaomf

rofl all over my face!

Ali: (texting) OMG christian my birfday is tomorrow!

Christian: O shit i completely forgot ROFLAOMF!

Ali: You would forget... deck!?

by waflmasta October 27, 2009

roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010

roflasm

Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

by Rogaru March 8, 2014

Refploygee

An employee at a poorly managed company that moves for position to position and department to department seeking shelter from poor management.

The new purshasing agent is a refploygee from the IT department.

by CynicK May 23, 2019