Quorn

1. A food commonly consumed by vegans and vegetarians.

2. The vegetarian version of a beef.

1. Vegetarian: "Jessica, get the quorn out of the fridge! I eat quorn because I'm vegetarian. Did I mention I was vegetarian?"

2. Vegetarian: "Boi, don't start quorn with me or I'll knock your animal-murdering ass out with my 3lb bean-burger."

by That Definition Poster August 15, 2017

qur4n

the holy book of b4nnyism. believed to be the word of b4nny, the God of the of the b4nnyists

read the qur4n fellow b4nnyists

by -mojo July 31, 2018

J'Quran

A Holy Text resultant from a half-assed game of Scrabble.

See also: J'Quranery

"You must swear on the J'Quran!"
"WTF is a J'quran?"
"SWEAR ON IT, INFIDEL!"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

Quon

A.K.A Fdirenor. A cleric who likes to wear pink clothes and cyber with anything that moves.

/respect biatch. So sayeth The Quon.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

quon

A word Kramer claims may be found in a medical dictionary

When a patient gets difficult, you quon him!

by YankeeJTC June 21, 2004

Quon

Quon is the basic unit of quantumstuff which is the stuff that makes up the quantum universe. See "Quantum Reality" by Nick Herbert.

An electron is a quon which has both particle and wave characteristics.

by Johnny B Bad August 4, 2004

Quonk

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017