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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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quark

The mysterious quark is one of the two basic constituents of matter that make up protons and neutrons, with there being exactly three quarks within each kind of particle.

It is often stated that the word was originally coined by Murray Gell-Mann who found it in James Joyce's book Finnegans Wake. However, Joyce himself had probably found the word in a German dictionary.
"Three quarks for Muster Mark!
Sure he has not got much of a bark
And sure any he has it's all beside the mark"
(James Augustine Aloysius Joyce)

"Getretener Quark wird breit, nicht stark"
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
by Clittary Hilton November 26, 2007
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Rose Quartz

The leader of the rebellion against homeworld. The gem who supposedly shattered Pink Diamond and has been hunted down by homeworld for +6000 years.
STEVEN: I am not my dad, I am Rose Quartz!
by Little Jupiter June 17, 2017
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Armchair quarterback

some d-bag who is certain that he or she can make better decisions than the coaches or players while watching a competitive sport on television.
Watching football with Porter is a drag because he's an insufferable armchair quarterback; he doesn't know jack-shit about sports.
by Clydetheglyde August 12, 2008
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quarterbackin'

To Hustle, Slang Yay or Ice on the Block. Dubbed by that man E-40 the Ambassador of the bay.
Yo man that nigga right there has been quarterbackin' all night makin crazy ass loot off these tweakers.
by Big Joe AKA that Nagger July 8, 2003
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quarkblock

1. To prevent a friend (male or female) or associate from attending a physics symposium.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a friend or associate from going to a physics symposium.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally quarkblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's headed toward the door with some notes on particle physics and our Halo scrim is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a quarkblock.
by marblewonder January 29, 2009
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quaranhoe

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans
Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.
by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020
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