quiffer

quiffer is a pusy fart

you are a fucking quiffer

by jennifer December 15, 2003

Qwaffle

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

by i<3glee March 14, 2011

quoff

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quiff

badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart

Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.

by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003

Quadfecta

A woman who is an impossible combination of smart, cool, funny, and beautiful.

Alicia is smart, gorgeous, funny and cool... The legendary Quadfecta.

by Haggernaut August 19, 2012

Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

by Clefus June 14, 2013

quaif

The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart.

" F'd my girlfriend so hard, she quaifed for a week.

by Gomez August 2, 2003