Kascindist-Qaddafism

The belief that the Socialist Jamahiriya can and should have laws barring people from showing blatant disrespect to Muamar Qaddafi and his family in public spaces.

JOHN: Hey Tim, did you know that Alex believes in Kascindist-Qaddafism?

TIM: Yeah, I get it though. Qaddafi did some good things and got smeared by the west for it.

by Ihavenospearheads February 1, 2024

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

so al-Qaeda

An action, statement or item that is wildly outdated or passé.

Your tribal arm band tattoo is so al-Qaeda.

Sarah Palin? She's so al-Qaeda!

by IBON4IT May 28, 2011

BASH Al-Qaddafi

Once upon a time lived a young woman - sorry, a young girl name Bashia Al-Qaddafi. For the purposes of this discussion we will refer to her as her nickname Bash. Bash was a very interesting young girl. This woman knew the ins and outs of attention, how to seek it and when to beg for it - always. Apart from seeking the stark attention and validation from males, Bashia liked to fool around with multiple guys at once. Myself, a victim. My friend, another. Our records tarnished.

Though we pray she is able to find true love, we hope the girl from Hoxton Park doesnt get arranged to a well - unfortunate man.

Some guy: If you were to have one superpower what would it be??

Me: To be able to earn as much money as BASH Al-Qaddafi does attention.

by victimofbash March 11, 2024