Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020

puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

black python

a big black dick

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's not just a snake. It's a black python."
"Even better!"

by EchoTheDemiGoddess February 13, 2017

pythoning

Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.

P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"

by The Fano April 16, 2008

pythoned

To get owned or pwned. To take advantage of and make something your bitch

Jacob just totally pythoned that Access Database!

by BrianIowa April 18, 2008

python

Python, see Monty Python
note: Python is usually used to refer the Flying Circus, rather than the movies, such as 'The Holy Grail', or 'Life of Brian'

Python Pictures presents.... something completely different! (Cue theme)

by Chris L. December 27, 2003

python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue

"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

by Vaughnathon JACK March 28, 2007