Putoso

the action of being a puto.

"Scoring BFF's", so Putoso!

by Obeize February 23, 2009

PutoFace

A nigga, that has a face relatively Similar to a vagina

"DAMMMMNNNN NIGGAAA!!!...look at THAT PuToFace!"

by JMelendez619 December 28, 2007

Putong

Putong(noun) student who is in normal class in school

A few putongs are gathering in the classroom.

by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021

Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.

Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)

by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020

Putocracy

1) Form of government where control of the political system and its institutions lie in the hands of a bunch of bitch ass putos. Typically characterized by trifling squabbling, by sell outs who fuck everything up for everyone else.

2) Any organization that is run by one or more putos that are either ignorant of or don't care that they fuck things up for everyone else.

Those obstructionist Republicans and their petty bullshit have turned this country into a Putocracy.

Every since Shannon was promoted she's turned this place into a Putocracy.

by chicoandtheman July 15, 2010

putol

pig ugly tub of lard !

look at that putol. fat fucka.

by pavepav June 4, 2007

Putotoy

what "squatters" call penis.

Boy: *scratching his dick*
Girl: WAG MO KAMUTIN PUTOTOY MO!

by ANDIE IS HOT! October 15, 2008