carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person

tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.

Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.

by aretegroup July 30, 2019

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.

What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.

by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019