Pomedy

Messy ass black man's relaxed hair. Makes them look like a wet pomeranian, it's a joke - a pomeranian comedy.

Thato : Frannie, look at that guy with his poor man's relax.

Wel: Oh no Fran, it's a pomedy. Like that hair Drogba had for years.

by Trent Dlamini March 4, 2021

Pumped full of lead

To be killed with any type of firearm (except a hunting rifle), with multiple bullets to the body.

Since bullets are made of lead, the phrase pumped full of lead makes sense no? And besides, learn what it means snitches get stiches the easy way, I.e not by being pumped full of lead.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Super Soaker Pumped

Being really pumped up or excited for something

I am super soaker pumped for the game tomorrow.

by thewazzo May 6, 2013

getting your hair pubed

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022

One Pumped

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

by The One Pump Chump January 30, 2018

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004