pub-sub

a pub-sub is probabaly the best thing to happen to mankind.it is relatively large,usually a foot long,filled with mayo,cheese,turkey,veggies and some more mayo.it is extremely fatning,having almost as much calories as its competitor,sweet and sour chicken.if you manage to eat a whole pub sub,you might not shit for 3 weeks.when a person eats a pub sub,they tend to drop the toppings,creating what is known as ''pub salad''.it is cheap for its size,only 8 bucks to feed a whole family,but usually people get theyre own,which damages theyre entire body.they are relatively easy to steal,because they only use a gay sticker to seal it,and it can be ripped off easily.side effects of pub sub is broken pants,upset stomach,constipation,throwing up,and even death.people tend to fast after pub and detox,but fat ppl just eat chineese food after.also,people watch american idol after pubsub to make them feel like a member of society again.

johny ate a pub-sub,and died of stomach cancer that night.

by morbidmike May 17, 2007

pub quiz

A quiz or trivia contest that takes place at a pub, or bar.

Hey, Brian & I are going to the corner bar for a Pub Quiz on Monday, want to join?

by UncleVanya October 17, 2007

Pub Lunch

A cigarette that you roll yourself from rizlas and tobacco also known as a rollie

I like to put my feet up on a hamper when I have a few swoos of a burley pub lunch in the treehouse

by Richistheman August 24, 2008

pub logic

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"

by RightSaidJames June 25, 2008

pub ammo

Useless information (i.e. 0-60 times of cars, heights of the tallest buildings) that you can throw out in a pub/bar/whatever to impress your friends.
It also may include feats of strength that you've done, dares that you didn't chicken out of and exploits with the ladies that you aren't embarrassed to share.

That dude was spitting some serious pub ammo after a pint of Guinness.

by ferio252 October 20, 2008

Pub Garden

The rear facing version of a Gunt. It is predominately found in females, and occurs when the arse is so large it begins to encapsulate the hamstring, thus creating a roomy, friendly place to stop and take a break.

Hey, look at the size of that womans arse, it's massive!!
Yeah, its a real Pub Garden

by Beer Monkey & Honey Badger August 27, 2012

Pub Medic

A mythical creature in TF2, it's a hoax created by the 3-6 heavy mains to satisfy their needs of throwing a sandvich at someone's face.

You see here, son. Back in my day Pub Medics roamed the badlands. Those brave punching bags in lab coats sometimes risking their lives for the team.

by anonymousclucker August 13, 2018