Pussy by Proxy

The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.

"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"

by Cutegirl33 November 28, 2011

masochism by proxy

To be excited by the object of ones unrequited desire's cruelty to loved ones or third parties as a means of personal subjugation.

To enjoy the cruelty of the powerful over the powerless when powerless yourself.

When the one you can't have insists on being cruel to the one you've got, and you cum in your pants? That's not even masochism, it's masochism by proxy.

by Rick.T.Urbane April 23, 2015

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.

"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."

by Nigel Gannet February 5, 2018

Embarrassed by proxy

Feeling embarrassed for somebody when they are doing something embarrassing

I was embarrassed by proxy for it the girl talking too loudly in the movie theater

by Kputzer March 2, 2018

by proxy

to get something second hand

johns dog sits and licks his balls and ass all day, and john also eats balls and asshole by proxy when the dog licks johns lips

But dosent a dog have the cleanest mouth in town? "maybe, but all i know is that they have the cleanest balls and asshole in town

by joe clabough July 5, 2005

cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012