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prom night

American tradition - equiavent to a British end of year ball, but more crass.

Essentially an excuse to get pissed and try desperately to get laid.

Good luck guys.
by Richter September 25, 2003
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prom

The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.
I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!
by Mary Jane February 21, 2005
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Procter

A Procter is the type of person to get very angry very quickly when in an argument about a shit football team.

Procters are often short but can stand up for themselves when needed.

They always have very hot friends.
Friend 1: "Oi you! You're short and u support the Reds... ew!"
Friend 2: "GRRRRRRRRRR I hate you and I touched your Mother!"
Friend 1: "Calm down mate... don't be such a Procter."
by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 19, 2021
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Sounds like my prom date

A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.

It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.

Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!

Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!

Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
by Atl Livin' May 25, 2010
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Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003
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promastigate

To incite or catalyze through the making of promises.
IE: Tim has a tendency to promastigate and not follow through on his end of the deal.
IE:Politicians are notorious promastigators.
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.
RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?
by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010
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