Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020

Prof. Tillu

A parody account on Twitter.
Member of "Parody Samaaz".
Satirist.
Best Memer ever.

JAB TAK SURAJ CHAND RHEGA Prof. Tillu KA NAAM RHEGA

by ZeePublic March 16, 2021

ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023

Pulling A Prof

1) To come on Xbox surprisingly, and ultimately reppin' a D-stain in the subsequent match.

2) An antonym for reppin D!P$3T.

"Yo, chris just pulled a prof for the 11th day in a row"

"Zoinkes! Weiner is pulling a prof!"

by xOrangeWeinerx February 1, 2010

Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!

Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”

by The Best Ones January 29, 2019

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009