procrastelation

When you find out that the thing you were putting off doesn't have to be done after all.

The hurricane destroyed his house and most of the town, but Jeremy secretly felt a sense of procrastelation because now he didn’t have to fix that damn garage door after all.

by ibelieveinnossing September 12, 2019

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

procrastercleaning

All the things you do to avoid cleaning your home.

I was procrastercleaning today

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Procrastiscrub

Cleaning your flat in order to avoid studying.

I know I should have been studying for my exam yesterday, but I just couldn’t get round to it and ended up cleaning my kitchen instead. I usually end up procrastiscrubbing at time like this.

by Danlod2 July 22, 2024

procrastertwacking

When Your Lit Up like a Christmas tree and have energy with the force of a rocketship, your doing multiple tasks at once but they're all taking forever to complete because you keep getting distracted and start working on something else.

J, stop procrastertwacking already and get in the damn shower!

by Beenix94 September 12, 2023