The act of perusing social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook as a means of putting off something that is usually more important.
Guy 1: So what have you been up to today?
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.
by J Martino March 4, 2009
Get the Procrastinetworking mug.Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.
Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.
If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.
There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.
Recommended weapon of defense: will power.
Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.
If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.
There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.
Recommended weapon of defense: will power.
Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?
Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.
Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.
by nerdwithswag January 1, 2012
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Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
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Get the procrastination mug.a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
by lax1234 November 7, 2010
Get the procrastination masturbation mug.One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014
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