When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.
me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
by billbobgeorgesamone August 02, 2007
to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"
guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."
guy 1: "nice!"
guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."
guy 1: "nice!"
by boom boom b July 27, 2004
A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.
Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
by Kyle Rh. May 29, 2008
A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.
Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."
Jared: "Not my problem."
by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017
by OMonty May 12, 2008
by Double AYE July 16, 2010
She's on her period
by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015