lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.

Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.

by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011

probably

An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.

A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

probation relationship

When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.

Yeah, by boyfriend lied to me so I we're now in a probation relationship.

by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010

Probama

Being completely in favor Of Barack Obama as the next President of the United States, with complete disdain for everything "Palin."

I am Probama, I am Pro American-Survival.

by Nick DeMarco December 9, 2008

probaly

a much higher probability than probably, but less than likely, but not as much as definitely

Justin: i probaly have to go get surgery for my rectum soon
BJ: same

by jackierodz September 5, 2014

probably meat

means - i do not know what will occur

"are you going?"
"probably , are you?"
"probably meat"

by petersamways March 22, 2007

probably

99% chance of subject

I will probably not be back to my Mom's until Sunday.

by Silenx December 31, 2017