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primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Primal Growler

When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.
The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from in her and echoed through the hills.
by Peter Rooter May 3, 2025
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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
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primal

your shirt is so primal
by turtlebay July 27, 2022
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Optimus Primal

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023
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Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.
Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.
by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016
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Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos
Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.
by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019
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