Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

pretentious businessman

A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).

Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

pretentious freak

people who rely on their Social Media presence, but in real life Worth Squat

Jim: See that girl?

Bo: Yes?
Jim: She’s on the gram
Bo: What a pretentious freak!

by El Capito del Bastardo October 5, 2023

Pretentious Gay

A gay man who often emphasizes their knowledge, fashion sense, or social status, sometimes in a way that comes off as condescending or exclusive. They may be seen frequenting trendy spots, making subtle judgments about others, and projecting an air of superiority.

Jarrett walks into a cocktail bar and orders a gimlet, "Isn't this supposed to be made with Nolet's Reserve Dry Gin? I can't taste the blend of botanicals, you know, saffron and verebena. Also, I don't drink WELL gin."

"The pretentious gays at that event made me feel like I didn’t belong."

by Mianiga July 2, 2024

Defunctland pretentious

When something made by someone in their 20’s is trying to be deep

Wow dude this video essay is defunctland pretentious

by Bb_thx December 13, 2022

Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS)

When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.

The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.

by CPodWrites January 7, 2011