Precious

A derogatory way to describe someone who overreacts to something of low value or importance

"He is complaining over $2, he's so precious!"

by Cadj May 24, 2010

preciouses

Slang term created by Ehm for boobs, especially the boobs of those named Aly. Originated from the language of ahl.

Ehm tried to grab the preciouses, but I stAHLped her.

It's about the SPIRIT of preciouses, not getting the preciouses.

by AHL January 15, 2004

precious

to make fun of a fat friend of yours. to relate their size and weight to that fat chick from the movie "precious".

"yo precious! i had a banana cream pie on the counter. where'd it go?"

by thunderjeff January 8, 2010

Precious

Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

"Hey, have you seen Precious?"

"No, but I have seen Precious, based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire

by Not Sapphire February 14, 2010

Dirty Precious

When a gorgeous dark skinned goddess of a woman lures a foreigner in with her charm and beauty, only to lure him in and domesticate him as some sort of sexual pet

Dave: Did you hear about David, he left to meet his sweetheart and never came back!
Todd: he was a good lad ... Pretty sure he got the ol' dirty precious.
Dave: lucky bastard!

by PervHirt September 5, 2019

the precious

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.

The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.

by vark April 6, 2003

Precious

Noun.

A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.

Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.

by Daman009 June 12, 2010