Pink Possom

Something awesome you find randomly on the internet while searching specifically for something else. It will often be something so cool you will abandon (and often forget about) your original search.

"Did you find out what time the movie is?"
"Oh man, i was searching for the time but then i found this other site........"
"You son of a b--! i've been waiting all this time while you chase a #$*% pink possom?"

by ks22 February 9, 2010

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Hate Poison

Hate Poison is a disease that can strike people when they least expect it. The symptoms of hate poison are extreme jealousy, extreme bouts of anger or sadness that are more intense than those on haterade, and foaming at the mouth with hate, and loss of appetite from too much hatin. Hate poison is a serious disease, so if you or someone you know is spreading too much hate. Tell them to go get checkout for hate poison. This message was brought to you by beware of the hate from the Haters Association of Hatevill.

That punk came down with such a bad cause of hate poison he didn't eat for a week.

by Donnie Storm April 11, 2014

Harry Pothole

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018

Heat poisoning

Heat poisoning is an illness that caused Marilyn Manson to collapse on stage on August 18th, 2018

"I've actually had some uhh... heat poisoning, but I think I'll survive" - Marilyn Manson

by Rad Stink August 23, 2018

brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.

I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.

by CalamityJain November 24, 2018

Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

by BBTaddict February 28, 2018