gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.

Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.

by The Shizifist March 23, 2011

Furry potato

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.

That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.

by LittleByrd July 3, 2019

Potato (Gaming)

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)

Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato

by Your Boy the pseudonym September 9, 2019

hairy potato

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

by ballrub June 20, 2009

the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

by Shœ October 21, 2020

Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

by LicoNico December 7, 2010

Potate

What potatoes do

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

by Cassie... December 28, 2011