the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

Postal Party

AKA Post Office Party

A house-party full of "male" and "packages"

Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.

Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.

by RutgersKegs December 14, 2010

Pasta pie

A pasta pie is when you and your partner jizz in a bowl pasta, one of the partners shoves it in there arse while the other eats it out.

I gave my mum a "Pasta pie" for breakfast

by The pasta pie specialist January 3, 2017

Anti-Pasta

The negative version of pasta.

If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.

Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.

by Anadyr October 20, 2015

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

pastatute

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.

I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.

by HarpoD January 23, 2010