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Get the pornhub and chill mug.Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:
Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
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