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Pornhub

A place where I can see naked females without being judged.
Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv!

Me: Why not?...

Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.

Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.
by AnalMonster666 February 22, 2015
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Poophobia

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.
by ZguegMan May 8, 2014
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pornhub and chill

Like Netflix and chill but with more sex and porn.
Hey come in my room and we could pornhub and chill?
by itzbubbz April 15, 2016
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Porch Day

Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
Member of Bungie.net: Hey guys remember Porch Day?

Moderators: BANBANBANBANBAN
by kyxha March 15, 2010
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National pornhub day

You just sit around and watch porn and jack off

April 13
National pornhub day is we’re you just sit around and watch porn.
by Football03 April 12, 2019
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Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.
Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.
by Street Rod October 19, 2005
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poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.
by Joshua James October 12, 2006
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