popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.
I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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asian popsicle

When a big white guy has sex standing up with little Asian woman while she straddles him.
Tim lifted Emily up and stuck his stick into her turning her into an Asian Popsicle during the second UFC fight.
by Tim in Sedro November 16, 2013
mugGet the asian popsiclemug.

cocaine popsicle

The act of dipping one's penis into a pile of cocaine. After which, a plethora of women snort that cocaine off your dick.
Yeah dude I tripped and fell onto the coffee table and knocked over all the blow but the good news is, Tayshawnda gave me a cocaine popsicle.
by cocainepopsicle September 27, 2014
mugGet the cocaine popsiclemug.

pussy popsicle

when a man takes a basic water popsicle and gently rubs it up and down his woman's pussy, teasing her, then licks it and then her with cold mouth, then slowly inserts it in and out of her, leaving her utterly senseless yet completely pleasured!
He teased her and pleased her with his pussy popsicle!
by secret mistress November 3, 2016
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grape popsicle

Sleeping with someone not of your preferred sexual orientation, ie: a lesbian sleeping with a man, to see if you still prefer the other gender.
Brandy had a grape popsicle the other day. Turns out she still prefers cherry.
by vlalekat August 14, 2017
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Flange popsicle

A guys cold dick after penetrating a horrible ski hog’s flange
On my second day at the ski hill I banged brittney and then her sister sucked my flange popsicle
by Team Ramhog December 16, 2018
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Floppy Popsicle

The end result of busting a mega nut. One's wiener state after launching a big wad.
I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!
by Lil Larton November 13, 2009
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