poot

A person who's uptight, no fun. A party pooper. A stuffed-shirt, a fuddy-duddy. Synonymous with "old fart".

"Don't be such a poot!"

by Walt January 30, 2004

Pooted

verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.

noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".

Pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!

by holymofoz April 19, 2006

poot

a small fart, kinda gassy type...

that poot smells

by steve-o December 5, 2003

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

poot

Weed that has already been used in a vaporizer such as a volcano

We hit the vape then emptied out the poot into Le Poot Cup.

by ducksleeping January 26, 2009

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

by isaac December 14, 2004

poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

by CF/JTF June 2, 2016