Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

by APALLeN July 12, 2014

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?

by me hee hee October 10, 2017

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.

"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."

by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014