PHD in poontang

A person who has no actual schooling or training in having sex but feels that they know enough about sex to make them an expert and offer people advice.

First mentioned in the movie "The Ladies Man" when Leon Phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people sex advice.

Man 1: How do you know that women like being spanked while listened to Al Green?

Man 2: I have what you call a PHD in poontang.

Man 1: Oh! I see. Where did you go to school for it.

Man 2: I didn't but I've gotten enough Poon to know what it takes to make them happy.

by Leachy March 29, 2008

Poonanny

An idiotic word for a vagina. Only guys who can't get a real vagina use it.

Guy:" Let me get at that poonanny!"

Girl: " You must be out of your damn mind."

by sensiblemind July 22, 2012

poonangy

What one obtains when he rolls with it.

Damn Jimmy, You must not be getting any poonangy these days.

by fast eddie March 25, 2005

poonfang

a vaginal tooth or a very sharp clitoris

steer clear of that chicks she's got a real poonfang. gave me twelve stiches along the left side of my scrotum

by Nom d'Plume August 5, 2010

poonanza

a party which is compromised almost entirely of attractive females

dude i cant believe we didnt sneak into that poonanza last night. there were so many hot girls there

by Mathuba June 10, 2011

poowangitis

This is a term used to describe one who was not previously a poowan, but is in the process of or is now a poowan. This british slang term is used as an insult.

Dude, i feel really gay.

I think you’ve caught poowangitis, bro.

by Willeth Slatter April 12, 2019

poontang bluff

When your female significant other threatens to withhold sex to control your actions. With no intention of actually following through with this threat.

Man A - “Man we should get mullets,”
Man B - “Man I’m down but my girl got me with that poontang bluff she ain’t gonna have sex for a month!”

by Aaayyyy December 2, 2022