poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

poonibrow

The act of inserting one's finger or penis in the anus of another, then rubbing the aforementioned digit in between the eyebrows, thus creating a unibrow made of poo. Basically a dirty sanchez except further north.

Historians believe that the first recipient of the poonibrow was actually Frida Kahlo but nobody even noticed.

by Sara Michaels October 9, 2008

baby poonie

A young girls vagina.

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.

by D.R.W. November 13, 2007

poonis

combination of penis and poon;

1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.

2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.

3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.

That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.

That bitch looks like a poonis.

Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.

by secretscrotum January 6, 2009

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008

Poonis

n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.

Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!

by Bman December 9, 2002

POONIS

Homosexual male genital organ

My poonis is red raw after last night's hot one night stand!

by Oxford Concise September 1, 2003