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Yackson Pollock

Either someone who's epic-ly puked all over the place or the puddle of puke itself (just like how "Starry Night" can be called 'a Van Gogh'). After 'Yack'- to vomit.
What separates Yackson Pollock from an ordinary hurler is the amount of puke they hurl, the mess they manage to make and the multitude of colours they manage to yack up and splatter all over each other.
Watch yourself in the bathroom Chad- Timmy had guacamole, curry and bbq ribs for dinner then got wasted off jager, blue curacao and a shitload of mixed drinks. Yackson Pollock missed the toilet by a mile.
by El Hombrito September 5, 2011
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pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
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Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
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Polackian

A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.
Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.
by Distractedlife February 14, 2007
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Pollock Signature

The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall.
I was so moved by the Jackson Pollock art show at the museum that when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Pollock Signature after she gave me a blow job.
by D"to the"L December 28, 2007
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pollsack

omg that kids pollsack is so bad i had 2 scrub it for him.
by bazooka_joe[nj] April 16, 2010
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Pollacking

To send multiple pictures of karl Pollocks face to someone on whatsapp.
Hey lets give elwell a pollacking
by inconvenience June 13, 2020
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