Honest politician 

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

Honest politician by Mc gazer October 18, 2015

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009

politician 

An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole

politician by Eric Kemp August 13, 2007

Politician  

1. Someone who sucks.

2. A professioanl liar.

3. A retard who gets votes.

4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.

5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.

The liar could be called a Politician , if you were so kind.

Politician by Inanimate January 5, 2008

polititian 

1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.

Polititian A: It was a good movie. Wasn't it?
Polititian B: Yes it was.

polititian by Count Dooko July 21, 2008

politician 

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

politician by joebob February 14, 2003

Politician 

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.

You know it's true. Politicians suck.

Politician by Zora12322 November 3, 2010