wet politician 

When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !

Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !

wet politician by Adrennanlin January 30, 2015

Dirty Politician 

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

Dirty Politician by Redblossom January 5, 2019

Honest politician 

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

Honest politician by Mc gazer October 18, 2015

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009

Corrupt Politician 

A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.

*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done

Crowd: *Cheers*

Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha

Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else

Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician

Corrupt Politician by Sieffy January 11, 2014

Facebook Politician 

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.

Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.

Facebook Politician by quinsin10 February 17, 2012

G-Yo Politician

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins used to describe current and future Hip-Hop Moguls, and stars. G-Yo Politicians have to travel around bringing in more votes and exposure to their label.

Yo, did you hear T.I.s boy got shot up in Cincy? I guess it ain't crackin for Southern G-Yo Politicians around there.

G-Yo Politician by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 17, 2006