poesdronk

Adjective - Origin: South African; Term used to denote a state of total inebriation. To be unrecognisably drunk, having consumed copious amounts of any type of alcohol, spirits, battery acid, or any other toxic fluid...

Mike was POESDRONK this weekend, he could hardly talk straight and he pissed through his arsehole!

by Van Kowski January 1, 2008

pokecheck

the act of using one's index finger to poke another in the ass, then smelling your finger.

I'm tired of hanging out with Brian, all he does is pokecheck me, and it's really annoying

by sports illustrated February 10, 2009

Yeovil Poke

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.

"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*

by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007

Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009

Podestrian

A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.

Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.

I saw 3 podestrians wait for a bus.

by aelso January 19, 2005

poke sallet

The term poke sallet is an old Southern term for the cooked young leaves of the poke weed. Sallet comes from Middle English and refers to a mess (another Old or Middle English term) of greens cooked until tender. The term Polk Salad is a gentrified way of referring to poke sallet, and I'm afraid it reflects our inferiority complex when it comes to standing up for our Southern terminology. We are not making a mush of Polk Salad; actually, we are being true to our English ancestors who settled here a long time ago.

Some folks around here always add a little molasses and fatback to the water when they cook their poke sallet. That's the traditional way.

Don't you just love Tony Joe White's song Poke Sallet Annie?

by Flem Snopes August 5, 2008

pokebust

A pokebust occurs when you fight hard to get a pokeball in Super Smash Bros Brawl/Melee, but it turns out to contain a Goldeen/Wobuffet/Marill instead of a Lugia/Kyogre/Groudon.

Player: "Yes! I got a...Goldeen. Pokebust. :("

by Trailbuns March 25, 2008